The Online
Begger

My name is unimportant. What is important is that I have a dream. That dream, as dreams often do, requires money. Money I do not have. That is where you come in, dear stranger of the Internet.

Unlike those who hide behind crowdfunding campaigns with elaborate stories about sick cats and broken laptops, I offer you nothing but the raw, unfiltered truth: I simply want your money.

There is, I believe, something noble in this honesty. The begger who sits at the corner of the street does not invent a backstory. He holds out his hand. I hold out my PayPal.

I am not ashamed. I am an Online Begger. I beg, therefore I am.

“Please.”